“I killed two angels this week. My brothers. I´m hunted. I rebelled, and I did it – all of it – for you.” 

“There was one time when we were children. He transformed himself into a snake, and he knows that I love snakes. So I went to pick up the snake to admire it, and he transformed back into himself and he was like, ‘Blech, it’s me!’ And he stabbed me. We were 8 at the time.”

“I'm with you 'til the end of the line.”

“Doth mother know you weareth her drapes?”

"Is it just me, or is it getting crazier out there?"

“He’s your first love. I intend to be your last. No matter how long it takes.”

“No matter how much I missed you or how much pain I was in, I never would have erased everything we ever had. Even if I was drowning in grief, I’d rather hang on to every moment that I ever held you, or every laugh I ever heard, every shred of happiness that we ever had. I would rather spend every moment in agony than erase the memory of you.”

"He can run faster than Severus Snape confronted with shampoo."